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Quotes by David Sedaris
- After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.
- Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself.
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