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Quotes by David Letterman
- The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
- There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
- There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.
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