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Quotes by Bill Cosby
- A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
- A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
- Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
- Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
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