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Quotes by Albert Brooks
- I can't not put humor in a book.
- I cast unusual people in my movies.
- I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
- I had a very wise person tell me that he thinks marriage, when you're younger, you keep thinking you can fix things. That's what people do. And you can't really fix anything. It shouldn't be a massive difficult thing every day. Life's difficult enough.
- I like movies about failing.
- I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it.
- I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot.
- I've always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible.
- I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
- I've done performances in movies that I was immensely proud of and the movies didn't take off like a rocket at Cape Canaveral, it didn't take off.
- If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.
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