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Quotes by Adam Carolla
- Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
- My first car was a motorcycle.
- My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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