Top 5 Movember Rules

So, we’re in November. Or “Movember” for those of you growing a moustache to show support for men’s...

11:23 11 November 2012

So, we’re in November. Or “Movember” for those of you growing a moustache to show support for men’s health. To keep Mo Brothers on the straight, (hairy) and narrow during Movember, we’ve put together the Top 5 Movember Rulesto guide you during your moustache growing days…

RULE NO.1: Each man partaking in Movember must begin the Mo journey with a clean shaven face on 1st November. The only way a brother can partake in Movember is by wiping the slate clean. No cheaters!

RULE NO.2: For the duration of Movember, each Mo grower must trim their moustache from the very beginning to the very end of the month of November. A moustache must be tidy and respectable throughout Movember.

RULE NO.3: The Mo bro is not permitted to extend his moustache so that it joins ones sideburns. Even Bradley Wiggins has done away with his famous sideburns! A moustache must be independently grown during Movember.

RULE NO.4: Likewise, there is to be no joining of a man’s moustache to his chin. This is also not permitted during Movember!

RULE NO.5: Apparently, each Mo Brother is to conduct himself like a gentleman?! These are your Movember rules, so happy growing men! One “moustache” as we have somewhere to go…