it's an internet thing! est 1999
A friend calls you up last minute to invite you out for a drink. How are you most likely to respond?
You couldn't possibly. You had scheduled tonight to polish the silver
Yippee! It sure beats a night in front of the TV with a take-away
You'd love to, but you can't get a babysitter at such late notice
Why not? Your husband won't be home for hours and your toyboy boyfriend has homework to do