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You've booked a last minute getaway and have two days before you leave. Your top priority is:
Emergency detoxing. You won't eat and will drink only filtered water
Ironing every item of clothing you and your family own
Panic shopping. You buy six bikinis but tell yourself you will return the ones you don't like
Going for a fake tan, packing your make-up and investing in new jewellery