it's an internet thing! est 1999
You have won a place on Celebrity Big Brother. But, like Chantelle had to, you are told to pretend you're a member of an up and coming pop group. Do you...?
Break into song at a moment's notice and brag about your groupies
Play down your singing abilities and don't give too much detail
Deflect attention from your career by hinting that you reckon you might need rehab
