Kitten runs out of lives

A Big Brother housemate will be evicted after Kitten Pinder flouted the rules once too often.

11:33 03 June 2004

A Big Brother housemate will be evicted after Kitten Pinder flouted the rules once too often

The lesbian anarchist was called to the diary room at 22:00BST last night to receive the news that Big Brother would carry out its earlier threat.

Yesterday, Kitten and the rest of the housemates were warned that if she broke the rules again Big Brother would evict a contestant of its choice at a time of its choosing.

Kitten initially looked contrite, before telling Big Brother: "This is really clever". She told the housemates that they needed to come up with a plan to contain her wilder side.

But it was all to no avail.

Yesterday the group was given the task of decorating a dinner service and Kitten started painting mirrors.

When Big Brother told her to stop, the girl-who-goes-for-girls-but-fancies-Stuart [time for a haircut?] decided to paint the walls instead.

Big Brother then told the Brighton-born lass that she had to return the paints, but she ignored the warnings and continued scribbling left-wing slogans on the walls.

Eventually Victor convinced the tearaway to return the paints - but Big Brother had had enough.

Kitten was told, and Emma confirmed it, that Big Brother will carry out its earlier threat to evict "someone".

"I'm really sorry - I didn't mean for this to happen," she said, but was soon rebelling again adding: "I've been set up to [break the news] so it's not my fault."

"Kitten just chill out!" was Victor's response.

The one thing they (and we) all want to know is when?