Famous Quotes

"He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house."

Zsa Zsa Gabor on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Zsa Zsa Gabor

• "When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument."

• "A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."

• "Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do."

• "A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."

• "Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do."