Famous Quotes

"When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there."

Zach Galifianakis on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Zach Galifianakis

• "That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?"

• "I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that."

• "My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing."

• "I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal."

• "Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious."