Famous Quotes

"My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing."

Zach Galifianakis on Dad

More quotes about Dad

• "It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."

  Pope John XXIII on Dad

• "When one has not had a good father, one must create one."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Dad

• "My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."

  Eminem on Dad

• "I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."

  Hedy Lamarr on Dad

• "Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Dad

More quotes by Zach Galifianakis

• "That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?"

• "I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that."

• "I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal."

• "Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious."

• "I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny."