Famous Quotes

"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday."

Woody Allen on God

More quotes about God

• "Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."

  Abraham Lincoln on God

• "We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."

  Mother Teresa on God

• "When the solution is simple, God is answering."

  Albert Einstein on God

• "While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation."

  Maya Angelou on God

• "Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God."

  Lawrence Welk on God

More quotes by Woody Allen

• "Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."

• "I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."

• "I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."

• "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

• "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"