Famous Quotes

"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."

Woody Allen on Car

More quotes about Car

• "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."

  Bill Gates on Car

• "There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."

  Richard Pryor on Car

• "Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

  Erma Bombeck on Car

• "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

  Steven Wright on Car

• "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

  Steven Wright on Car

More quotes by Woody Allen

• "Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."

• "I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."

• "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

• "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"

• "Marriage is the death of hope."