Famous Quotes

"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."

Woody Allen on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Woody Allen

• "Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."

• "I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."

• "I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."

• "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

• "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"