Famous Quotes

"Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting."

William Arthur Ward on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by William Arthur Ward

• "It is wise to direct your anger towards problems - not people to focus your energies on answers - not excuses."

• "When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves."

• "Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority."

• "Change, like sunshine, can be a friend or a foe, a blessing or a curse, a dawn or a dusk."

• "The pessimist complains about the wind the optimist expects it to change the realist adjusts the sails."