Famous Quotes

"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."

Walt Disney on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Walt Disney

• "I never called my work an 'art'. It's part of show business, the business of building entertainment."

• "All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you."

• "You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you."

• "Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money."

• "A man should never neglect his family for business."