Famous Quotes

"I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor."

Ty Cobb on Medical

More quotes about Medical

• "I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

• "They certainly give very strange names to diseases."

  Plato on Medical

• "Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

More quotes by Ty Cobb

• "Don't come home a failure."

• "Every great batter works on the theory that the pitcher is more afraid of him than he is of the pitcher."