Famous Quotes

"As I get older, I just prefer to knit."

Tracey Ullman on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Tracey Ullman

• "I'm still that little girl who lisped and sat in the back of the car and threw vegetables at the back of her head when we drove home from the market. That never goes."

• "Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?"

• "I'm as famous as I want to be."

• "I think serial monogamy says it all."

• "It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them."