Famous Quotes

"The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy."

Tommy Chong on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Tommy Chong

• "To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experience. People's attitudes would change. It would be a better place."

• "To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experience. People's attitudes would change. It would be a better place."

• "If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane."

• "My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material."

• "Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.'"