Famous Quotes

"It used to be that you'd have a song recorded by a major country artist and if it was a hit, you could buy a car. Now you can buy a dealership."

Tom T. Hall on Car

More quotes about Car

• "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."

  Bill Gates on Car

• "There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."

  Richard Pryor on Car

• "Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

  Erma Bombeck on Car

• "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

  Steven Wright on Car

• "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

  Steven Wright on Car

More quotes by Tom T. Hall

• "When you retire, it's a place in life, a part of the journey. You just don't quit work you develop an attitude where you can do what you please."

• "Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer."

• "The first guy who came up with the concept of religion was sitting out under a tree. I'm sure of that."

• "I have my own religion. I'm sort of one-quarter Baptist, one-quarter Catholic, one-quarter Jewish."

• "Religion is a strange, wonderful thing. More crimes have been committed in the name of righteousness than any other notion."