Famous Quotes

"(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car."

Tallulah Bankhead on Car

More quotes about Car

• "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."

  Bill Gates on Car

• "There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."

  Richard Pryor on Car

• "Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

  Erma Bombeck on Car

• "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

  Steven Wright on Car

• "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

  Steven Wright on Car

More quotes by Tallulah Bankhead

• "I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone."

• "I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education."

• "Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds."

• "If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."

• "Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time."