Famous Quotes

"It sounds funny, but the 2008 Olympics were something that just kind of happened, and I was lucky they came at a point when I was uninjured and well prepared. As a gymnast, you can't ask for much more."

Shawn Johnson on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Shawn Johnson

• "We're taught at such a young age that you can always be better and that you're never perfect and that you're never good enough."

• "The body is an amazing machine... If you eat the right things your body will perform incredibly well!"

• "I pay attention to my diet to be a healthier gymnast, but I'm not obsessive over it."

• "I had a constant fear, a constant little doubt in my mind: 'OK, I'm getting ready to do my standing back full on beam and I might re-tear my ACL.'"

• "I'm doing four hours of gymnastics training a day, six days a week and then an extra two to three hours in a fitness center as well."