Famous Quotes

"It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body."

Satchel Paige on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Satchel Paige

• "Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter."

• "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?"

• "The only change is that baseball has turned Paige from a second class citizen to a second class immortal."

• "If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts."

• "Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move."