Famous Quotes

"I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead."

Samuel Goldwyn on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Samuel Goldwyn

• "Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words."

• "No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life."

• "Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?"

• "Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day."

• "Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?"