Famous Quotes

"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."

Roseanne Barr on Work

More quotes about Work

• "Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."

  Confucius on Work

• "All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence."

  Martin Luther King, Jr. on Work

• "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."

  Thomas A. Edison on Work

• "By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."

  Robert Frost on Work

• "Nothing will work unless you do."

  Maya Angelou on Work

More quotes by Roseanne Barr

• "Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"

• "As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."

• "I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."

• "My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."

• "Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce."