Famous Quotes

Quotes by Ron White

• But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
• I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
• I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
• I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
• I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
• I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
• I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
• Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.
• People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
• The 1st Amendment protects the right to speak, not the right to spend.
• The Court is most vulnerable and comes nearest to illegitimacy when it deals with judge-made constitutional law having little or no cognizable roots in the language or design of the Constitution.
• The next time you have a thought... let it go.
• There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
• When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
• You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.