Famous Quotes

"I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."

Rodney Dangerfield on Time

More quotes about Time

• "Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present."

  Roger Babson on Time

• "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."

  Abraham Lincoln on Time

• "Lost time is never found again."

  Benjamin Franklin on Time

• "Patience and time do more than strength or passion."

  Jean de La Fontaine on Time

• "The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is."

  C. S. Lewis on Time

More quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

• "I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."

• "With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."

• "With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."

• "My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive."

• "I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."