Famous Quotes

"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"

Robin Williams on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Robin Williams

• "Carpe per diem - seize the check."

• "Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"

• "No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."

• "When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"

• "I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."