Famous Quotes

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

Rita Rudner on Marriage

More quotes about Marriage

• "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."

  Mignon McLaughlin on Marriage

• "By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

  Socrates on Marriage

• "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Marriage

• "How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."

  Oscar Wilde on Marriage

• "Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."

  James C. Dobson on Marriage

More quotes by Rita Rudner

• "My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."

• "I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again."

• "To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'"

• "My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."

• "When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."