Famous Quotes

"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."

Phyllis Diller on Christmas

More quotes about Christmas

• "Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."

  Calvin Coolidge on Christmas

• "He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."

  Roy L. Smith on Christmas

• "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

  George Carlin on Christmas

• "Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."

  Dr. Seuss on Christmas

• "A good conscience is a continual Christmas."

  Benjamin Franklin on Christmas

More quotes by Phyllis Diller

• "Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."

• "Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."

• "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

• "My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."

• "Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."