Famous Quotes

"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."

Phyllis Diller on Home

More quotes about Home

• "Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."

  Margaret Thatcher on Home

• "A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."

  Benjamin Franklin on Home

• "Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."

  Oliver Wendell Holmes on Home

• "Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."

  Bill Cosby on Home

• "Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."

  Robert Frost on Home

More quotes by Phyllis Diller

• "Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."

• "Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."

• "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

• "My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."

• "Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."