Famous Quotes

"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after."

Peter De Vries on Car

More quotes about Car

• "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."

  Bill Gates on Car

• "There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."

  Richard Pryor on Car

• "Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

  Erma Bombeck on Car

• "I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."

  Steven Wright on Car

• "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."

  Steven Wright on Car

More quotes by Peter De Vries

• "The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly."

• "Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums."

• "I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school."

• "Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us."

• "Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums."