Famous Quotes

"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."

Ogden Nash on Home

More quotes about Home

• "Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."

  Margaret Thatcher on Home

• "A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."

  Benjamin Franklin on Home

• "Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."

  Oliver Wendell Holmes on Home

• "Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."

  Bill Cosby on Home

• "Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."

  Robert Frost on Home

More quotes by Ogden Nash

• "Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."

• "Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

• "A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

• "Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"

• "Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."