Famous Quotes

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."

Ogden Nash on Marriage

More quotes about Marriage

• "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."

  Mignon McLaughlin on Marriage

• "By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

  Socrates on Marriage

• "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Marriage

• "How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."

  Oscar Wilde on Marriage

• "Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."

  James C. Dobson on Marriage

More quotes by Ogden Nash

• "Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."

• "Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

• "A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

• "Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"

• "Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."