Famous Quotes

"Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals."

Napoleon Bonaparte on Medical

More quotes about Medical

• "I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

• "They certainly give very strange names to diseases."

  Plato on Medical

• "Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

More quotes by Napoleon Bonaparte

• "A picture is worth a thousand words."

• "You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war."

• "The best way to keep one's word is not to give it."

• "The best cure for the body is a quiet mind."

• "War is the business of barbarians."