Famous Quotes

"I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad."

Moon Unit Zappa on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Moon Unit Zappa

• "I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me."

• "My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves."

• "We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one."

• "Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something."

• "If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after."