Famous Quotes

"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern."

Mickey Rooney on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Mickey Rooney

• "You always pass failure on your way to success."

• "Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day."

• "I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern."

• "Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day."

• "You always pass failure on your way to success."