Famous Quotes

"You can die of the cure before you die of the illness."

Michael Landon on Medical

More quotes about Medical

• "I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."

  Groucho Marx on Medical

• "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

• "They certainly give very strange names to diseases."

  Plato on Medical

• "Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."

  Erma Bombeck on Medical

More quotes by Michael Landon

• "I believe in God, family, truth between people, the power of love."

• "I've had a good life. Enough happiness, enough success."

• "I don't have expectations. Expectations in your life just lead to giant disappointments."

• "With a houseful of kids you give each other strength."

• "I believe in God, family, truth between people, the power of love."