Famous Quotes

"Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny."

Maynard James Keenan on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Maynard James Keenan

• "The idea is, if I can't heal from my art, then how can you heal?"

• "Once you take yourself too seriously the art will suffer."

• "If you take different mythologies from different cultures, the names may change and the story lines may vary but there is always something in common."

• "If the education of our kids comes from radio, television, newspapers - if that's where they get most of their knowledge from, and not from the schools, then the powers that be are definitely in charge, because they own all those outlets."

• "The record company's worst fear is that you'll fall in love or get rich."