Famous Quotes

"Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering."

Marilyn vos Savant on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Marilyn vos Savant

• "Be able to live alone, even if you don't want to and think you will never find it necessary."

• "Understand why casinos and racetracks stay in business - the gambler always loses over the long term."

• "Be able to back up a car for a considerable distance in a straight line and back out of a driveway."

• "Know how to travel from your town to a nearby town without a car, either by bus or by rail."

• "I think change is possible, but only for individuals who were never truly gay in the first place and who have a strong personal motivation to recover their heterosexuality."