Famous Quotes

"My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English."

Margaret Cho on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Margaret Cho

• "I didn't appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. It's never good to add to anybody else's suffering. It's an important topic to really get the gravity and the importance of - dealing with dignity."

• "Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again."

• "Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist."

• "People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in."

• "Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible."