Famous Quotes

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."

Laurence J. Peter on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Laurence J. Peter

• "Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone."

• "Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret."

• "Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it."

• "Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."

• "Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret."