Famous Quotes

"Women love a self-confident bald man."

Larry David on Women

More quotes about Women

• "A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."

  Eleanor Roosevelt on Women

• "I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."

  Marilyn Monroe on Women

• "Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."

  Friedrich Nietzsche on Women

• "The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."

  Ralph Waldo Emerson on Women

• "As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."

  John Lennon on Women

More quotes by Larry David

• "I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'"

• "The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore."

• "Obviously comedic styles do change."

• "Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens."

• "The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch."