Famous Quotes

"If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny."

Larry David on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Larry David

• "I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'"

• "The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore."

• "Obviously comedic styles do change."

• "Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens."

• "The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch."