Famous Quotes

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

Lana Turner on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

• "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

  Frank Sinatra on Funny

More quotes by Lana Turner

• "It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them."

• "I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up."

• "Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana."

• "A gentleman is simply a patient wolf."

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."