Famous Quotes

"I auditioned for a solo in church and got it. I was about seven and I sang a song called, 'Jesus, I Heard You Had a Big House' and I remember people standing up at the end and me thinking, 'Oh, I think I'm going to like this.' That's how it all began. Sounds funny to say you got your start in church, but I did."

Kristin Chenoweth on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Kristin Chenoweth

• "I'm finally dating. It's fun."

• "I think it's important to remember that Christianity was based in love and tolerance and forgiveness and acceptance."

• "I'm constantly learning, and that is the greatest gift of life in my opinion - to always be learning and growing."

• "If you can learn to love yourself and all the flaws, you can love other people so much better. And that makes you so happy."

• "I don't understand what the big deal is with gay marriage. Get over it, people."