Famous Quotes

"A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen."

Kin Hubbard on Thanksgiving

More quotes about Thanksgiving

• "Be thankful for what you have you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough."

  Oprah Winfrey on Thanksgiving

• "I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."

  Jon Stewart on Thanksgiving

• "The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest."

  William Blake on Thanksgiving

• "Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse."

  Henry Van Dyke on Thanksgiving

• "Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."

  Erma Bombeck on Thanksgiving

More quotes by Kin Hubbard

• "No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech."

• "We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate."

• "Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best."

• "Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while."

• "There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose."