Famous Quotes

"For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere."

Kevin James on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Kevin James

• "It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do."

• "As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day."

• "There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."

• "Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants."

• "Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that."